Please stop attracting residents who own souped up V8 utes and who insist on driving said utes at stupid speeds up and down my quiet little street. Iâ€™d be forever grateful if you found a way to isolate them to, I donâ€™t know, Bligh Park?
Youâ€™re lovely. And you make everything smell so good. Just hold out on the weekend, okay? At least until Sunday.
Dear Arcade Fire,
For Peteâ€™s sake. Gettinâ€™ a little anxious. Do you not understand the potential disastrous clashes cooking up over here?
See above. Iâ€™ve been watching out for dates from you guys since AUGUST.
Increasingly impatiently yours,