Go to bed already!

March 21st, 2006

Okay, the first time Nathan, Stew and Tara phoned me tonight, very very drunk, it was funny. The second time, mildly amusing. The 7th and 8th time, not so much.

Me – I’m going to bed.
Nathan – Oh no you’re not.
Me – Oh yes I am!
(muffled phone passing noises)
Stew – Hello! You’ve just won the raffle!
Me – Oh really – what did I win?
(muffled phone noises and Stew asking ‘what did she win?’)
Nathan – The prize is fucking huge. You need to come down here and see it.
Me – Yeah, okay, I will be there in like 7 hours.
(muffled phone noises)
Tara – AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(muffled phone noises)
Nathan – Seriously, you gotta come down here. This shit’s huge.
Me – I can’t believe how drunk you are on a Monday night.
Nathan – I know. Tomorrow’s gonna be bad. Did you know Tara’s ticklish behind the knees?
(background noises of Tara screaming her head off and begging for mercy)
Me – Aha, leave her be!
(muffled phone noises)
Tara – AHAHAHAHAHAHA
(muffled phone noises)
Me – Really, I have to go to bed.
Nathan – Oh no you’re not.
Me – OKAY REALLY NICE TALKING TO YOU BUBAI NOW.

Now I have my mobile switched off and I’m not unplugging the modem tonight. What’s the bet there’s about 20 drunken messages on my work number tomorrow :)


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